Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

by southparkrox October 15, 2009

guy friend

One's boy friend in a monogamous homosexual relationship.

"Mike met James just last week, fell in love with him, and now Mike is James' guy friend."

by Kevin Bergman January 26, 2005

friend-tervention

Reconnecting with an old friend you haven't seen in a while

Ok we seriously need a friend-tervention because I heard this song on the radio and it reminded me of you and how much I miss you! I need to see you!!!

by TophEER June 16, 2011

The Ripping Friends

Gayest show ever made. It makes Cow and Chicken look like G.I. Joe.

The guy who made Ren and Stimpy truly lost his vision when he created Ripping Friends.

by fag show November 5, 2003

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

by recliners December 15, 2009

package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.

Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.

by Lorenzicus November 2, 2011