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Labour Day

A public holiday that falls on the first Monday of September, observed in Canada and the United States (Americans spell "labour" as "labor"). In Canada, this is a "statutory holiday", meaning that no one can technically be forced to work it, but those who are willing to must be compensated with government-specified higher pay.

Labour Day, at least in its modern, early 21st century form, does not have any specific, traditional rites or celebrations. It is meant to be a day spent relaxing or recreating, as it celebrates the year's hard labour by workers. Much more common, in other countries, is to have the celebration of May Day (1st day in May), although this is often associated with marches in support of organised labour (unions), and (unfortunately), in recent years, potentially violent demonstrations and actions against wealthy, multi-national corporations.

It is safe to say that May Day is not celebrated in the US because of its ties to and sympathies toward socialism and communism. It can equally be presumed that Canada has aligned its workers' holiday with the US for reasons of politics and economics, as well as commercial convenience.
"Labour Day is an official day of rest for workers. While May Day is meant to do the same, many workers take to the street instead, marching in support of workers' rights."
by outaouais September 8, 2011
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P-day

When a women goes on her period
Timmy: hey brenda want to go on a water slide
Brenda: no sorry its my p-day so i cant do anything

Timmy: tgat sucks
by Chace fortan April 4, 2016
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Tit day

A day in which a girl decides she needs to get some extra attention by showing off massive amounts of cleavage.
Dude did you see Jenna today? She was totally having a tit day.
by The Captain 88 February 26, 2011
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Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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day is dead

(Day Is Dead) aka Predayed is a lonely guy with no girl to comfort him nor make him feel “whole” as a person. Day has been broken to many times to trust a real female in the time of {2021} Days longest relationship lasted 2 years and even then he got heart broken by a thot that doesn’t care and cheated like all the other females Day has been with.
Day Is Dead Will Never Trust A Female Enough To Marry Her

~Predayed
by Disturbed Ways March 8, 2021
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Osama Day

The day that Osama left his cave and was shot in the head
by benja the hut May 24, 2011
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Oppai Day

Nation Holiday where every women has to send their oppai to every man they know.
It is held on the 12th of April for unknown reasons.
"hey, it's soon Oppai Day"
"Yeah, ikr, I can't wait"
by Almoss April 7, 2022
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