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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
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I ain't on that shit! 

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.
Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!
I ain't on that shit! by Amber Walker September 10, 2006

'Twas ain't

A phrase that combines the contractions 'twas (it was) and ain't (is not), closely meaning "It was not" or "It is not".

In a casual conversation appropriate use would be in the context of disagreement or disapproval.

On January 6, 2008, on a surprisingly warm Sunday evening (A stark contrast from the frigid cold one had to endure the previous days) under the influence of a particular, earthy substance, two Chicago residents named Jason and Carla spoke of fancied and eloquent discourse in the comfort of Carla's bedroom.

As their conversation ran it's natural course, Carla verbally penetrated Jason's psyche, and in doing so planted the seed to would blossom into divine inspiration. Then from the mind to the voice came the words "'Twas ain't!, birthed from Jason's mouth.

Laughter ensued.
Carla: This particular term sounds concurrently Shakespearean and CRUNK!

Jason: 'Twas AIN'T! More specifically, surely our lovechild that is this newfound phrase contains within itself allusions of both Shakespeare and contemporary, Black-urban vernacular.

don't base your schedule around me 

The cockiest thing someone can say.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

you ain't got no pancake mix! 

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.
Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?

act like one's shit dosen't stink 

to act as if one is better than everybody else
Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?