Samsthitha

a fobby short girl with a large gyatt who is looks good in booty shorts and has nice hair. she likes to gerk and read books. very stupid but occasionally smart. do NOT underestimate her

oh em gee this girl is such a samsthitha !

by shookav December 17, 2025

david samson

A white man trapped inside a black mans body

Look at that david samson trying to swim

by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

prancing samson

Where one prances around a sexual partner prances around yelling profanities and trimming ones hair to turn on their partner.

Jim did the Prancing Samson to attract Sally.

by MikieBear July 1, 2016

fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018

kai samson

usually a person with a huge pe- ehrmm. Sorry. Huge Personality.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson

by Jonesy the Thiccc lord April 29, 2019

Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

finnie sams niggie

finnie is sams niggie

hi finnie sams niggie

by tittycock June 20, 2021