The man of poo
The man of poo by Α January 24, 2022
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reasonably large poo
"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."
reasonably large poo by stan claire May 1, 2022
kung fu poo
kung fu poo by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
pee pee poo poo
When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.
"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."
pee pee poo poo by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022
Secret agent poo
When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
Secret agent poo by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
Kim Jong Poo
The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
Kim Jong Poo by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022