Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022

[NAME] Stin ky Poo Shit

This is used when NAME is the stinkiest person in the world

<1> Hello. I have a fun fact
<2> What is it?
<1> NAME Stin ky Poo Shit
<2> Facts

by FalseDev September 28, 2022

Blu is a poo

Blu is a very powerful wizard, but he is not. He is not powerful because he is a fraudster
1 HA!

Hey! did you know that wizard blu is a poo and a fraudster?

by puffer.budgie January 29, 2023

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

Eifle tower of poo

When you poop so much it piles up and touches your butt.

I took a huge dump that when I relaxed I had an eifle tower of poo.

by Jj the big April 1, 2023

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023