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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
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Spilt Milk

When you're trying so hard not to cum, but it spurts.
failed in bed last night. spilt milk.
by redbumps May 25, 2015
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Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra
EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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sugar and milk

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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
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Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet
by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022
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Butterfly Milk

The force an individual to ejaculate against his will or control by riding his phallus using only lower body motion.
"I can normally control my flow, but she butterfly milked the cum right out of me." - Seth
by ImRealIThink July 23, 2022
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