Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

Cameron's Law

Cameron’s Law proposes that there always exists an infographic tailored to support any claim. Particularly used to describe the growing amount of infographic material reposted on Instagram stories, Cameron's Law describes the phenomena that for every assertion there is a corresponding infographic.

"Hey guy, let me show you this infographic"
"Man, there's an infographic for everything out there"
"Dude, that's just Cameron's Law"

by bloog the scholar February 13, 2025

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Gabriel's law

Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.

The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"

1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"

by wisster February 17, 2025

Brechany’s Law

When a teammate is horrendous in Counter-Strike, the opposing team is sure to also be bad if not even worse.

This guy is so trash, but the others are worse. That’s Brechany’s Law right there.

by ramm3rs February 28, 2025

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025