Martian who’s about to Discover Fire

The feeling of a revelation of a lifetime

It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire

by ryangarrett March 11, 2021

On fire

A lot of states out west are on fire, so not everybody thinks something being on fire is a good thing.

She said the housing market was on fire, and that she could help them sell their houses, and they told her and the fire to go fuck themselves.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Beach fire

When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.

I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.

by Crowned Raven March 18, 2021

Australian Bush Fire

When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis

"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"

by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 6, 2021

fire piss

terrible fucking discord server

the invite code is uPF5XR2DFf

Hey man did you join fire piss?
No

by qnce May 14, 2021

dumpster fire

Dumpster fire is the main reason why we come to streams. That's it.

Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.

I like watching this dumpster fire!

I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.

by Rose the Theme Park Queen May 14, 2021

Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021