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Grayson fucking dolan 

He’s a fine piece of ass that is caring sweet loving and really, the BEST PERSON EVER, you don’t understand how Grayson Bailey Dolan is fucking perfect. Oh if your wondering his Nick name is daddy.. OH and he’s the hottest douche bag on the planet
Grayson fucking Dolan is fucking daddy.

Hendersonville Fucking High School 

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!
A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

Big fucking whoop 

A sarcastic expression for when something is of trivial importance or relevance.
Police officer: Do you realize how much weed you have in this vehicle?
Man: Oh, big fucking whoop. I had a few plants on me, so what?
Big fucking whoop by SirLavish September 25, 2022

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) 

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

Chris R Mother Fucking Campbell 

or CRMFC for short. He is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. He is so cool that everyone that know him get an instant coolness raise just for knowing who he is. He will most likely rule the world one day and all the fuckers that ever cross him will pay.
Chris R Mother Fucking Campbell is the coolest guy I know

2 monkeys fucking a football 

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football