Bum Babies

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.

'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'

by Nitty420 July 27, 2020

Bum Day

On Oct.16 everyone must wear a hoodie & joggers with slides

Yo tmr is bum day? you dressing like a bum ?

by travisscoot October 15, 2020

Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

Bum Chum

When a person on a boat has held in their fecal matter for too long and has no other option than to release their excrement over the side of said boat.

Jim, look at Steve, he just made bum chum off the side of your boat!

by SleekDiamond59 May 19, 2019

Bum

he is a bum

James: YOUR A BUM
Alex: I KNOW

by how.rude October 29, 2019

Bum Brownie

Another name for a poo or poop.

Debbie: I’ll be back in a sec I just need to make some bum brownies.

John: I did not need to know that…

by lilshart February 9, 2024

The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019