sturley bird

basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.

jonesy, i heard you have talons for feet--what a sturley bird!

by thesturleybirdh8tr June 1, 2011

Bird

a person of a specified kind or character.

"I'm a pretty tough old bird"

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

Birds

the dumbest animal on this god forsaken planet

person 1: I like birds :)
person 2: kill yourself you fat piece of shit no one will ever love you I hope you burn in hell
person 1: :(

by ilovemycup45 May 3, 2022

Baby bird

When the guy ejaculates into the woman’s vagina then goes down on her and sucks his semen out of her vagina, then proceeds to spit it into her mouth like feeding a baby bird!

My girlfriend got fed like a baby bird last night!

by Kbash January 15, 2021

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024