May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 7

make DeMaurier give u money

yo it's may 7 its payday for me
Ok

by Jdjxjzhxhzhsha May 7, 2022

May the Worst

May 1, 2023. When the standing bid is awarded for Fe d e x pilots. ( downgrades and displacements)

May the Worst, a day that will live in infamy!

by Баба яга April 15, 2023

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

May 14

You are in love with fashion, you are pretty & short, loves dresses and your an extrovert ;)

"Wow you love fashion so much" - some guy lmao
"Don't blame me I'm born on may 14 ;)" - person who has bday on may 14

by #ImBornOnFeb9Dude# March 3, 2021

james may

CHEEZE

james may: CHEEZE

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023