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Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.
When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants
by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023
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jack feeney

Jack Feeney is the name of a sex god. Every time a female sees him, she uncontrollably cums in her pants. It is impossible to calculate his body count because he never stops having sec. Scientists have decided to consider his body count as infinity. Jack Feeney, the sex god, is something that has never existed on this Earth.
“Omfg it’s Jack Feeney!” *jizzes everywhere*
by penetratemedaddy December 9, 2019
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Jack B

Great at fishing. Very big toes. Sucks balls and penis
Ur a jack b
by PedoExposer12345 September 23, 2019
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jack + zoe

jack and zoe, they go like cookies and cream, jack kind and shy, zoe is lovely and sweet, you cant keep them away from each other, they are a match made in heaven.
by fheheidn January 23, 2020
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Jack Cristy

Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person
Jack Cristy why you tryna bother him your get outsmarted
by HuxChrist June 12, 2019
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Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
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Jack Woltz

Who Invests heavy money for a girls ass and lost it to some one has sweet voice and got his horse killed by Don Corleone.
A : you will not get that part of Play

B : Don't get Jack Woltz on me, I'll kill your horse and put in your bed.
by Tony mantona April 20, 2009
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