by JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA March 3, 2010

n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
by hammerneck August 26, 2013

by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010

one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.
by jimmy durante January 30, 2009

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011

1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010

by Willie June 11, 2021
