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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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vaginalantes

Liberal woman that don't live in the real world. Lady's that call out everything on-line that they don't believe in or think isn't right.
I'm getting tired of reading all these Vaginalantes comments on how everything should be done.
by Dtaylor 1 February 26, 2022
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Vagina

A butthole from a women and yes im taking this serious.
Man: have you seen her vagina
Me: No
Man: She was so hot
by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022
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vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis
i have such a big vaginal erection!
by toeclipper March 5, 2022
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Vagina balls

VAGINA BALLS AREETHANS BALLS THEY GET EATEN BY HIS DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR HAHAHA
"ETHAN YOURE VAGINA BALLS LOOK JUICY AS FUCK LEMME LICK DEM"
by ishootniggasforfun March 6, 2022
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Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"
by JarHead773 March 8, 2022
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Vagina

The hole between a girls legs. It is used for sex and urinating. There is a pocket about 4 inches deep used to hold a mans penis during sex. During sex, When the woman is "turned on" it will be slippery inside to guide the mans penis in quicker. Once the mans penis in in, he can start cumming, this is a substance used to make babys. He will cum inside you. A sex toy shaped like a penis can also be used for training.
I missed having sex with my boyfriend! It felt so good with his penis in my vagina!
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
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