The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.
by Keno master October 2, 2020

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

by fox fox April 25, 2024

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.
by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.
Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*
Person 2: “here comes Person 3”
Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different
Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
Person 2: “here comes Person 3”
Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different
Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
by El Moondo June 11, 2011
