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Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.
Well at least you got two and a BBQ.
by Keno master October 2, 2020
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.
Hey Leora Two-screens :-)
by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020
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Two faced

It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.
Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*

Person 2: “here comes Person 3

Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different

Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021
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Tulsa One Two

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
by El Moondo June 11, 2011
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