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Firing Squad

Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.
Hey me and Ashley are about to bone, we're starting a Firing Squad though, goodnight.
by LowFrequencyDeity November 13, 2020
mugGet the Firing Squadmug.

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
mugGet the Slovakian fire hosemug.

wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.
urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!
by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017
mugGet the wi-firemug.

Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u
Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner
by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Fire Torchmug.

Fire-Mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid
by clips2 January 30, 2022
mugGet the Fire-Midmug.

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
mugGet the Canadian fire drillmug.

fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure
Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.
by Dcookieboy June 26, 2016
mugGet the fingers of firemug.

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