Bobby Bitch Tits

A man with abnormally saggy breast. Other characteristics may include a hog-like face, illegal hands, and playing shitty solos.

Look at that Bobby Bitch Tits, he sure has some droopy nipples.

by death's head November 26, 2009

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"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

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tit-o-end

When you don't want things to end

He broke up with me, but I don't want tit-o-end.

by Msniss June 11, 2015

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Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

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