When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Chinese Fire Drillmug. by LGBTLounge June 13, 2019
Get the Fire Fudgemug. by Blortlord May 5, 2025
Get the Columbian Fire Cricketsmug. noun
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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020
Get the friendly firemug. The most amazing country pop duo made up of kayla Iutzwig and kelli iutzwig. There harmonies will leave you gasping for air and their looks will make you fall off a cliff. Better yet? They are sisters!
by jessica878 May 14, 2019
Get the Wild Firemug. A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
Get the Missouri ring of fire.mug. When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020
Get the Chimney firemug.