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Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.
Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."
by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025
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half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.
My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.
The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.
by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020
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Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
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Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.
"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
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great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.
Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!
by crownman June 18, 2011
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