Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Noity Poity

Used to express discomfort, specifically in a tight or enclosed space whilst you are tired and yearning for sleep, often a mis-spoken version of Nutty Putty.

Damn, it’s getting a bit noity poity in here.

by Ryan Office January 8, 2026

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

Kicking a pasty down the High St.

Bit of a slack hole.

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."

by duo3nan October 4, 2008

Tag/ Spam Post

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.

@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post

by sickoftexttalk June 8, 2011

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

by james digler October 1, 2012