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Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes
by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025
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Piss pole

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.
by Piss Pole April 25, 2022
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Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”
by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021
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rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
by makahahawaii August 31, 2023
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Piss Bomb

An object that is created when one pisses into a water balloon filled with Sprite or 7-up, shaking the water balloon, and throwing it at an individual.
At the family gathering, someone replaced the water balloons with Piss Bombs and now everyone smells terrible.
by StickDih May 15, 2025
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Piss Rat

A person in a leadership role who abuses their "power" to overwork, underpay, undermine, etc their subordinates in the most unethical way. They usually do not belong in their role as they haven't had any formal training and just ended up their by sucking the dicks/tits of their former superiors. Everyone who works underneath them hates them openly but the piss rat's ego doesn't even recognize this. (see also, narcissist)
Employee 1: "I don't like my boss Rachel. All she does is blame everyone else for her frequent errors."
Employee 2: "Classic Piss Rat Rachel"
by PlatinumPup February 22, 2023
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Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
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