The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole

( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)

by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011

Big old Ellis

Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true

"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"

by msl0402975877 July 16, 2021

13 year old

Most discriminated age in the world by evryone, well you kow what we think of you adults? We think you are lusty, ungrateful, dumb idiots.

Adults are always watcthing penis and pussy romance.

They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being

by Ajdafi February 17, 2024

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

how old is hunter

he's 35 u fucking idiot

How old is hunter?
35 u dumbfuck

by DreamLover69 December 9, 2020

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015