Penis wrangler

A woman twisting Turing and biting your penis

Yeah she’s a total penis wrangler I low key love it though

by Single lover 1793 May 23, 2020

Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

by M. H. M July 16, 2023

Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

Penis plopper

A man who has no control over his penis. Therefore plopping it into various pussies because that’s what dickheads do penisplop.

He will never commit to you he is a Penis Plopper.

by Intuwit2 November 11, 2021

Nigga Penis

The fuck you searching this for? "science purposes?"

Nigga 1: Nigga penis
Nigga 2: lmao

by GamingRn February 29, 2020

penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018