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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
mugGet the Simon's Milkmug.

Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
mugGet the Swallowing The Milkmug.

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months
donny found out that lucas has been Ice milk grazing
by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024
mugGet the Ice milk grazingmug.

Foot Milk

that one time when u drop milk and u step on it with your foot and then you get to the point when u make cheese
guy 1:Dud i got foot milk yesterday
guys 2: cool bro
by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019
mugGet the Foot Milkmug.

PET Evaporated Milk

PET Evaporated Milk continues to be a staple in millions of homes and is used in many different recipes, from main dishes, to soups, desserts and more.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
mugGet the PET Evaporated Milkmug.

Milk

Ethan: yo man hop on that verdansk
Buddy: nah bro you’re absolute milk 🥛
by Tdizzle14 June 20, 2020
mugGet the Milkmug.

devil's milk

a trick; when you're smoking from a bong for so long and the smoke starts getting so thick it looks like milk.
i got weak lungs so can't do devil's milk. Sophie on the other hand does that every hit. idk how she does it.
by A€E April 24, 2021
mugGet the devil's milkmug.

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