Michael 

A Commie scumbag

Look at Michael, spewing that leftist bullshit again. what an asshole!

Michael by BigDickJMan June 15, 2022

Michael 

A very hot man. Ladies always follow him around. Also a great leader and very kind.

Every girl in my grade likes him hes such a Michael

Michael by Dino696969420 June 17, 2022

Michael 

A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.

"Isn't that Michael?"
"I prefer to call him asshole."

Michael by YourWife. June 21, 2022

Michael 

Fatass who likes to play destiny

Michael probably never left his room in days

Michael by Spingbing1749 June 22, 2022

Michael 

A man who's usually short (below 5'5) and doesn't like showering. He's very close in himself to the point of considering himself a loner. Doesn't like hanging out with his real friends but will sit in Discord calls for hours in the shadow of his room talking to strangers online.

Michael was up the whole night again!

Michael by urban expert7 July 29, 2022

Michael 

A name

Michael is my family

Michael by anonymous August 3, 2022

Michael Pe-nis 

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

Michael Pe-nis by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022