jack feeney

Jack Feeney is the name of a sex god. Every time a female sees him, she uncontrollably cums in her pants. It is impossible to calculate his body count because he never stops having sec. Scientists have decided to consider his body count as infinity. Jack Feeney, the sex god, is something that has never existed on this Earth.

“Omfg it’s Jack Feeney!” *jizzes everywhere*

by penetratemedaddy December 9, 2019

The Bitch Jack

This guy is horrible, he isn't smart at all and he is no good at getting girls. he likes to brag about himself and nothing is true. He says he is alpha but he isn't he is a beta bitch.

Magical:jack is a beta! The Bitch Jack
Jack: No, I'm not!

Magical: Yea Yea sureeee.

by MagicalAssets April 26, 2019

Jack Cristy

Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person

Jack Cristy why you tryna bother him your get outsmarted

by HuxChrist June 12, 2019

Jack Tomlinson

Over-sensitive pussy, whitest motherfucker on the planet, acts cool and hangs with all the older kids, falls in love too easy, and doesn't know when to let go. Usually acts homophobic, but on the inside is a complete queer.

"Yo do you see jack tomlinson"
"His last song is shit"

by jet.3 April 5, 2019

Jack B

Great at fishing. Very big toes. Sucks balls and penis

Ur a jack b

by PedoExposer12345 September 23, 2019

jack bear

Wins it all then losses it all, find himself in trouble with a jock. Mainly lives at macdonalds but never gets fat. And the only person to turn down first cricket.

Bear the athlete, the gambler . The obscurer unit.

If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.

by randomhehehehee March 23, 2017

jack lowe

Absolute shot bag he's a fuckboy who wnats to sleep with every girl and guy he sees!!!

Wow your such a jack Lowe *slaps*

by HappyHippo🤙🏻 April 3, 2017