Whole foods hoe

A female who is physically fit and ways right. Also they typically shop at whole foods

I need a whole foods hoe.

by 3PEX October 1, 2017

Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Quid Pro Hoe

A phrase used to describe a specific type of relationship where a bro will preform any sort of favor or service in exchange for sexual intercourse with a hoe.

Matt: "Bro, Niki let me fuck last night, all I had to do was help her with her accounting homework."

James: "Are y'all dating now?"

Matt:"Nope, it's a classic Quid Pro Hoe situation. We just bang when I help her out."

by JJSuave September 25, 2017

Bros before Hoes

When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout

You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies

You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

Call ends

by Smart Mexican dude October 24, 2019

Superman dat hoe

When with a girl and you don't get any actiion, you wait until she falls asleep, jack off onto her back so when he rolls over the sheet sticks to her back giving her a cape. Most people know of this term from Soulja Boy's crank dat song.

Watch me superman dat hoe.
Yo, Billy did you get any last night? Nahh but I supermaned dat hoe.

by BS19 April 9, 2009

big ass hoes

Hoes that have a huge ass or an abnormally large ass.
Usually favoured by pimps as they bring in good money.

Pimp 1.Check those hoes they have a fine piece of ass.

Pimp 2. Yeah. That's my big ass hoes.

by Pimping Boy 182 May 16, 2006

Hoe Puncher Attack

1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face

Pimps usually use this method.

1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."

by Fayslaphanie Kryujistephlici February 4, 2010