at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Booty Butt Crack

when you put a pound of crack into the hole of your enlongated booty butt hole.

Person 1: whats up sigma chode
Person 2: no
Person 1: Booty Butt Crack
Person 2: Booty Butt Crack

by A Beaner Nigga May 27, 2024

Lick a Crack Day

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede

“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto

by charliedown June 1, 2024

The AB Crack-rail

When you take a crack hit and a hot rail and hold them both in together until you get an AB bell ringer.

Did you see Angie take that hot rail? Yeah! Did you see BJ take that crack-hit? Yeah! Did you see them both take that hot-rail and that crack-hit at the same time? Yeah! That's the AB bell ringer aka the AB crack-rail.

by Angie from the block June 11, 2024

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Aboriginal Don't Crack

Famously said. A common phrase spoken throughout time.

Y'know, Aboriginal don't crack. It's what they say. Y'know. Famously.

by _purple_guy November 8, 2024