What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Pennsylvanian bush trimming

This is to grab a hedge trimmer, and try to trim your significant others pubes while your best friend gives him oral.

Ma’am what is the reason of being in the er
me and my boyfriend tried Pennsylvanian bush trimming and i missed his pubes

by heheheha_vr January 6, 2025

Bush

Usually talks vietnamese, make sure it covers it’s cough!

James Davis: Hey did that bush speak vietnamese?

by Troll200 April 5, 2020

BUSH

This is a rating system designed for when you are deep in the woods. It defines the hotness of a women to the remoteness of your location. Another factor to take into consideration is the amount of time spent in the wilderness. She maybe a bush 10 in the wilderness, but she is a 4 in society.

Dude there's a bush 12. Yeah bud, but really she's an 8.

by Mojab78 August 1, 2018

Bush

In reference to Gearge W Bush, 43rd President of the United States.
He did 9/11

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Bush did 9/11

by KantoChaos July 21, 2017

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is my real father,
He did it with my mother and never called her again
please, Bush call my mom, our family needs you now more than ever, our home was taken away from us, my mom lost her job, we just really need your help right now please call me.

George W. Bush fucked my mother, but won't be a motherfucker if he calls me son.

by Norman W. Bush December 15, 2024

awkward bush

A bush that needs to be trimmed up... ALOT.

She had such an awkward bush, it gave me rugburn.

by ascott11 January 23, 2011