Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

Bird

A Ignorant ,agitating annoying person.

Bro your such a fucking bird . You a bird if you can't open a door.

by Tall nigga18 October 13, 2016

Bird Lady

Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.

My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.

by bitchwebangin April 19, 2018

the smallest bird

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023

Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019