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Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.
"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013
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two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018
mugGet the two shittedmug.

Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald
I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.
by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025
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Two fingers up

A pose where someone is holding up 2 fingers mean they are madly in love with you.
Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? She wanna give you big ass kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022
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five two

The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.
Call me when the five two's over. We'll get up to speed with each other.
by StanTalentStanBrittany December 31, 2020
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two

two is a number
by two_number_fan July 30, 2022
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