"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."
"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru
If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald
I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.
by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.
by StanTalentStanBrittany December 31, 2020
