New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022

Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 6, 2023

Moscow Bear Slinger

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.

Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.

by Ar2rias May 23, 2018

Rizzly Bear

A man with impeccable rizz, such that is comparable to that of the great grizzly bear.

“Spencer Robarts is THE Rizzly Bear”

by therizzlemaster001 December 14, 2022

bear drive

1. (noun) something unstoppable

2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand

3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own

"can't stop the bear drive..."
"what the hell does that mean?!"
"i dunno... ask J.A."

by ;) December 2, 2004

bear junior

he walks on 4s and he's a youngling , he lives with thy grandmothers

Matthew : did u hear bear junior is com8gn to town
Chase: hell yeah!
Matthew: i'm so glad!!
chase : he's the best dog but he got shipped away 🤭

by len :3 July 13, 2022