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Manifest Poop Destiny

The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.
Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.
by Flerpyderpypie August 1, 2016
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Harlem Shake Poop

That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.
by HarlemCulturalExpert September 14, 2019
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pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.
I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.
by RBC July 26, 2005
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Poop shoot riot

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.
by MrRoche November 25, 2004
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poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.
Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.
by JarMan September 21, 2003
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poop ass pants

Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them
Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.

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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
by firetiger83 October 22, 2015
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i love poop

man 1: I love poop its so delicous!!
man 2: wtf
by gggg123 March 25, 2022
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