Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.
Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"
by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020
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Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.
That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.
by fiachdubh April 04, 2024
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taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.
That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.
by fiachdubh April 04, 2024
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Piss Fuck

The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
by Joseph Cianci June 04, 2021
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piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear May 11, 2012
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Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
My dick did a piss fork.”
by d0gl0g November 24, 2019
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piss durfy

when tha drank gettin you so durfy you start to see the grass movin n shi
yo this drank getting me piss durfy rn frfr
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