To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum
“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.
by Dr Distress August 6, 2021
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Get the fire drill mug.A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
Get the Spicy Fire Dildo mug.The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
Get the Alaskan fire hose mug.If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
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Get the GEICO fire extinguisher mug.Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.
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