douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is

is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead

by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008

Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day

On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully

by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011

Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 18, 2024

douche

(noun) slang, generally used to describe an annoying, useless waste of space

that guy sporting a popped collar is such a douche; or that nabaztag, is a douche.

by gollumullog August 31, 2010