by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020
Get the Douchemug. Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
Get the Stealth Douchmug. A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”
Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
Get the Douche flowermug. Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012
Get the Spazz Douchemug. An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.
Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018
Get the Douche-McGouchemug. Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
Get the Porsche douchemug. Another word for dumbass.
by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013
Get the Dingle-douchemug.