Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

Wet

When someone is down bad

If your friend keep looking and and stalking a girl you can say

Your wet right now

by John Adam’s March 30, 2024

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023