drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

dropped the bomb on me

When she gives the bomb ass blow job

She dropped the bomb on me, she gave me some bomb ass head

by Djmans November 1, 2017

Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Cosmic Drop

The Cosmic sound of the consciousness recieving the realization.

Have you heard about The Cosmic Drop.

-Salem

by Xx0Salem0xX June 13, 2023

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021

d-drop

jealousy

you are feeling d-drop

by 587dumbass February 23, 2023