Michael John Extreme

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)

Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

John mayonnaise birdboy

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

by Ladolado August 31, 2022

John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018

john henry holliday

John Henry Holliday is handsome gentleman, sophisticated and highly educated. He lives a simple, yet refined lifestyle.

He is a real man... just like John Henry Holliday.

by J.H.Holliday April 1, 2023

John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp

John Kimberlin (simp)

by Shhdhs February 5, 2020

st johns river

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

John Leinn Patrick

He is the best boy that I've ever had. He always make me smile even though we alwayd fought. He love me even though I am makulit hehehe how I wish he will be my last. This is for you Baby Happy 3rd Anniversary!! More anniversary to come for us Iloveyou always my neg!

John Leinn Patrick always protect you no matter what.

by KillaDoychie June 7, 2021