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Jagermeister Shit

The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.

The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.
Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.
by Dan Daly July 13, 2009
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Shit Bitch

When being a bitch isn't harsh enough Shit Bitch is the answer.
by TylerNight November 28, 2010
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Big Shit

An arrogant person who thinks or acts like they are way more important than they really are.
Joe thinks he is a BIG SHIT now that he has a six figure income.
by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009
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shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/
1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"
by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007
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shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.
salsa becomes present after shit tacoing
by Bagel384 March 9, 2008
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two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"
by Forever Remain October 30, 2008
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Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"
Here come the shit hooks, take cover!
by screecwe August 21, 2009
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