box party

firstly you and your mates each poke a small pinhole in the side of a cardboard box secondly every one puts their box on their head and the host of the party switches on his favorite porno. Making sure that you can only see the television and none of your friends everyone begins to masturbate.

guy1:Hey man, I heard you were hosting a box party this weekend, can I bring the flat?
guy2: Na dude, its more of a family get together.

guy1: Hey word on the street is that you guys had a box party last week, that's soooo gay!
guy2: fuck off!! you can't even see the other guys and the porn was all lesbian.
guy1: oh my mistake, sounds like a hoot.

by shittydiddlesacks March 11, 2010

Divorce Party

Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.

Joey finally kicked the bitch to the curb, and we're having a divorce party at Scores.

by Chris L. December 16, 2003

pussy party

A party that is usually around a swimming pool where the girls are naked and the guys are not.

Johnny:I totally saw Vera's tits at the Pussy party.

Troy: I totally saw her butt

Garth: I screwed her through a hole in the wall and she thought I was Chad!

Troy: Cool Garth!

Chad: Aaargh!!!

by Bjerrnica June 21, 2005

The Party Van

Quite unflatteringly put, the party van is a slightly tired 1993 plymouth voyager. However, thats not where the magic ends. This said van is driven around the tri-state area by a crowd of rowdy teenagers to let others know that a party is, in fact, going to go down tonight, or soon thereafter. The party van is differentiated by the other ten zillion voyagers in the road due to the lynard skynard, rush, rob zombie, etc. blaring from it, and the constant commands of those inside to "ROCK THIS BITCH!!!", which refers to the passengers moving from side to side, causing the entire party van to shake violently on its already weak suspension. When not in use to notify an impending party, the party van sits in a dark garage, watching, waiting....keep an eye out for the party van in your tri-state area...

Friend #1: OH SHIT NIGGA!!!! THAT WAS THE FUCKIN' PARTY VAN THAT JUST BLEW BY DOIN 70 IN A RESIDENTIAL!!!
Friend #2: "fuck yeah dogg, i call no buysies on the beer. i'm housin' the bud. god the sight of The Party Van is nice on sore eyes..."

by Mac Sauce November 10, 2006

lan party

Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.

(At a LAN party)
Guy 1: Hey guys look at him, he's so drunk he's FLOATING!
Guy 2: No retard, you are just on the floor.
Guy 1: Riiiight....(tard)

by Bobert Gerg October 19, 2007

Party Piece

A male which has a girlfriend, and while she is away plays with his Party Piece.

"what you been upto man?"
"Mrs is away so playing with my party piece"
"ha sweet"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Party Time

When you're in a bar and you see loads of women that are game and you know you're gonna get laid

"oh my god have you seen those three sluts at the bar checking us out? it's fucking party time!!"

by sproodley meads August 24, 2007