The Perfectionist

Where a man spunks on their sexual partner, they then proceed to smear said spunk all over the recievers face until they feel the reciever looks gorgeous. Once complete, he licks their face clean and enjoys every drop of his hasbeen kids

Sarah- "Josh gave me The Perfectionist and im a changed woman"
Jane- "ohh. You so lucky, mike wont even touch me, anymore".

by TheMotherPlucker June 22, 2022

Absolute Perfection

Some bitch named Léa

You see that girl Léa? She’s absolute perfection <3

by milf_central September 12, 2022

Omni-Perfectionism

Is a moral philosophy the belief that one can achieve perfection and then go beyond or surpass it, thereby reaching enlightenment.

Someone who doesn't give up, someone who wants to prove himself, or someone who wants to get better every day are all examples of omni-perfectionism.

by Don't follow the herd December 16, 2022

Pure perfection

Mia murphy

Omg mia Murphy is pure perfection

by Pbilly February 6, 2023

Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills

Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”

by Tabbylab May 21, 2023

Beyond Perfection

Randy Barrett, period.

Randy Barrett is the most amazing, most handsome, and most caring man I’ve ever met. He’s beyond perfection.

by Killswitchhail January 28, 2024

La meme de perfection, mais perdue

Is there a word, an online friend queried, for that experience of knowing the perfect meme to fit an occasion, but being unable to find it? There is now. In the vein of the word "riposte," in the spirit of "es·prit de l'es·ca·lier" (a repartee thought of too late, on the way home), we bring you "la meme de perfection, mais perdue": that moment when you know the meme you want...you just can't find the meme you want. This sentence is intended to be used as an exclamation, for emphasis.

"My friend posted the most ridiculous article about Trump the other day, but I can't find the meme I want to reply with! La meme de perfection, mais perdue!"

by CBronte November 24, 2020