Parked

When you're parked in a parking spot and don't want to be arrested

Officer you're not allowed to arrest me, I'm parked in a public parking spot.

by anonymous February 25, 2021

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021

Trailer Park Villa

Trailer Park Villa is the monicker given to your typical low-life, trailer park domicile. The term is used sarcastically as most of these places are complete shitholes.

Hey, did you see Brandie's new pad? Yeah bruh, it's total Trailer Park Villa! Yeah, TPV YO!!

by TPV YO March 10, 2021

You want to go to the park?

Watch someone via video while the masturbating in the car at the park.

Hey Tracey, you want to go to the park?

by Paul Windlock March 11, 2021

Park

A place where all the boys chill and do dumb shit

Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey

Scoti: shut up

Park

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

ross j park

He is your buddy in the corsa.

Wow look at that guy in that corsa, I want him to be my buddy
Ross J Park Pulls Up: Hey Buddy ;)

by Bens Nips March 25, 2021

Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.

Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.

by KGBnick March 28, 2021