Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by Racko102111111 November 24, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A cool dude who's talented. This dude is athletic smart and has potential to make a lot of friends. He throws away this potential by being rude to people for no apparent reason. One minute his super nice the next he doesn't want anything to do with you. He is caring at times and does have your back when in need. He can also be insecure and needs to realize he has a great personality. And more people would like him if he just stayed true to himself.
by Krayons 213 May 1, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirgemug. That guy who sits at the computer next to you every day in class. He makes you laugh when he talks about anything and he's good at applying memes and GIFs to any life situation.
by bad_blood_in_wonderland February 2, 2017
Get the michael hortonmug. Julia is a gem. Shes a sweet, kind and emotional artist. She write a lot of hits and her lyric game is strong. her voice is amazing and she is so cute! She's always in touch with her fans. She's just everything we ever wanted in an idol.
by niallsgem April 23, 2018
Get the julia michaelsmug.