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Mother

She's mothered two foals who have gone on to become impressive dressage competitors.
by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024
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mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much
Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.
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Motherless

A term used when referring to a cheap, trampy slut who obviously grew up without the guidance of a good mother at home when she was younger and then became an adult with no moral compass in life. A loose woman - usually of the trailer park brand. They typically smell like an ashtrsy and have really stupid tattoos of like a Disney character or a dumb saying and they've done their fair share of amateur porn with multiple partners.
"Dude, who the hell was that motherless slag that Steve brought to Tom's party last week who tried to f*ck every dude there? She looks like she just got sprung out of prison."
by FarzgoodJ June 26, 2024
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mothermonitored

Wow look at mothermonitored.
by Sam134523 June 29, 2024
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Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."
by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024
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Mother Tucker

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”
Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.
by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024
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Mother Chode

a derogatory term for a stupid person and or a man of African or Indian decent
that stupid black guy is a mother chode
by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 2, 2024
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