cum stupor 

The feeling that a man gets when he realizes he's never cum so many times in one evening. It is composed of part pride and part disbelief in performance, with a large dose of wishful thinking for the future.

Being he wasn't used to cuming more then once or twice during a tryst, by the fifth time he was in quite a cum stupor!

cum stupor by Tarzan's Jane September 9, 2011

Cum Covers 

Cum that has dripped or flown from the penis during

ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid

Be sure that the cum covers stay on your side of the bed. I don't want to sleep in the wet spot

Cum Covers by Sprout No7 October 30, 2011

cum bees 

A microscopic species of bees known to harvest cum in the developing testes of humans and thereby cause their descent from the abdomen (i.e., the reason your balls drop).

"The doctors had to surgically move the undescended testes to the scrotum after an intravenous swarm of cum bees failed to yield results."

Usage note: Not to be confused with Cumby's:
"Man, I really need some cum bees"
"Yeah, me too. Let's go. They have a new Spongebob Squarepants slushie flavor that I really wanted to try."
"No... I mean my balls never dropped."
"What?"
"Nothing, let's go to Cumby's"

cum bees by Joseph Garboyle April 29, 2012

Cum Fryer 

The sexual act of blowing a load into a frying pan, and then proceeding to heat it up to the point where it is very hot and thick, but not solid, and then pouring it onto your girls ass or inside of her anus. It is very painful and not recommended unless you are deeply into kinky pain stuff.

Gordon Ramsay: hey baby, what do you say we do a cum fryer later?
Slut: whats a cum fryer?
Gordon Ramsay: you'll find out soon enough.

Cum Fryer by billythefagr May 28, 2013

cum whitening treatment 

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.

My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.

cum whitening treatment by cantbetheking November 22, 2013

cum chaff 

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.

What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.

cum chaff by crosscomox December 20, 2013

cum clam 

Clam shape on your sheets from wet pussy lips.

Sami leaves cum clams on the sheets after sex.

cum clam by JWL1985 July 7, 2016