Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
by sexybigboi69 May 13, 2018
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Chocolate moose

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
by Trandle man January 25, 2018
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Chocolate for Choochie Day

Another name for Valentines Day, hoping you would get choochie if you give her chocolate.
Hey Steve it's Chocolate for Choochie Day, if you give me chocolate, I'll give you choochie. Sara!
by SkinnyBoner69 February 14, 2022
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chocolate dinkleberg

When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs
by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014
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chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 06, 2018
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gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.
The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023
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