When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE
by Annaconda67 June 19, 2024
A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
by The_MuslimiZer July 10, 2009
When a man checks a woman's behind with a rating system that goes from most likely a man, A.B.B, A.B, D.A.B, T.A.B to G.A.B.
by Where's my urethra December 10, 2017
by Lynzz November 02, 2023
The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 11, 2021
A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022